There once was a tiger named Tigger and a teddy bear called Ted. One day Tigger and Ted were having a peaceful conversation about apples but then they started fighting about what apple tasted better... "Red apples taste better." said Tigger,
"No green are better!" yelled Ted,
"YA WANNA BET YOU FAT TEDDY BEAR!" Shouted Tigger, "COME AT ME... you... uh... tiger that bounces on it's tail" said Ted,
"Sorry, correction you're a fat teddy bear that can't think of insults and is scared of thunder!" If teddy bears could turn red in the face that's what Ted did.
"I'LL KILL YOU!" Screamed Ted and what happened after that well I don't want to into it so that's it, Jono out.